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things brenda thought you needed

nothing here will fix your week. it might make you laugh at it.

greg energy, noun. asking where something is before looking for it.

"greg energy" mug

11 oz, coral inside. the definition on both sides, so it reads whichever hand you drink with.

$22ships in 3–5 days

your worth is not measured in folded laundry.

kitchen art print

5×7, enhanced matte, no frame. for the wall by the coffee maker.

pick one
$18ships in 3–5 days

every street has its jerkersons. you just got assigned to yours.

the jerkersons magnet

4 inches square. goes on the fridge, at eye level, on purpose.

$8ships in 3–5 days

nobody is grading you. there is no grade.

the brendaisms journal

5.75×8, 100 pages, softcover. a brendaism every few pages, so you keep bumping into one.

$24ships in 3–5 days

you're not behind. you're tired. that's a different thing.

a brendaism card

5×7, blank inside, envelope included. for the mom friend having the week.

pick one
$7ships in 3–5 days

the laundry can wait. the iced coffee cannot.

the iced coffee coaster

3.74 inches square, cork backed. sits where the argument is settled.

$14ships in 3–5 days

send it where the missing socks go.

the sock void sticker

4 inches, kiss cut. for the laptop, the water bottle, the minivan.

$7ships in 3–5 days

the drop

made in small batches

these ones brenda packs herself, so they come in runs. put your name down and they ship when the box arrives.

10-card brendaisms pack

10-card brendaisms pack

10 cards to pin, gift, or keep in your kitchen. in a little box.

$24next drop

the starter collection

the starter collection

the magnet, the mug, the card pack and the print, in a kraft box that says things brenda thought you needed.

$68next drop

the collection saves you $4 over buying the four separately.

designed by brenda. approved by no one. loved by a lot of moms.